Friday, August 12, 2005

ROLL CALL

BRANDI ALEXANDER
The world's most popular, loved and trusted supermodel. Based in her palatial pink mansion in Honeydew Heights, Brandi goes about her business, stumbling into all sorts of adventures, each one more inane than the last.

KYLE SPARKLES

Brandi's boyfriend and former nightclub singer. Handsome. Charming. Dull-witted. A master of the deadly arts of seduction.


SCOOTER SCOTT

Brandi's best friend and champion paralympian, Scooter is confined to a wheelchair due to a freak human-cannonball-related incident years ago.

FARTGUY

The master of the fart. Lord of the sphincter. Fartguy is in complete control of his bowel and is able to harness his farts via the 4 tubes wedged snugly into his rectum. Using his jet-propelled farts to fly and as deadly fart bombs, Fartguy uses his disturbing gift for evil!