Brandi

Brandi's online adventures!

2007-02-26T22:24:00.000+11:00

You know, it's been a damn long time since the release of issue 2. A damn long time. (Did I say that already?) Anyway, in order to bring Brandi to the masses, check out our new site: http://brandiadventures.blogspot.com/

WHO ARE YOU?

2005-10-21T10:26:00.000+10:00

We're curious as to what sort of people are reading Brandi and/or viewing this site. So here's the deal: post your first name, age, sex and where you're from and in return we'll send you a free copy of the Brandi issue of your choice (we'll need a postal address for this).

Simple, huh?

ROLL CALL

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BRANDI ALEXANDER

The world's most popular, loved and trusted supermodel. Based in her palatial pink mansion in Honeydew Heights, Brandi goes about her business, stumbling into all sorts of adventures, each one more inane than the last.

KYLE SPARKLES

Brandi's boyfriend and former nightclub singer. Handsome. Charming. Dull-witted. A master of the deadly arts of seduction.

SCOOTER SCOTT

Brandi's best friend and champion paralympian, Scooter is confined to a wheelchair due to a freak human-cannonball-related incident years ago.

FARTGUY

The master of the fart. Lord of the sphincter. Fartguy is in complete control of his bowel and is able to harness his farts via the 4 tubes wedged snugly into his rectum. Using his jet-propelled farts to fly and as deadly fart bombs, Fartguy uses his disturbing gift for evil!

SUBSCRIBE TO BRANDI AND NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AGAIN!

2005-05-23T21:55:00.000+10:00

Too lazy to get up off the couch and go to the comic store? Well now you can continue expanding your fat ass and get Brandi delivered to your door every month!

I know, I know. It sounds too good to be true. But when have we ever lied to you before? For a paltry $4 plus $1 postage and handling per issue OR $18 plus $6 postage and handling for 6 issues, you can be the envy of all your friends and a real bigshot around your neighbourhood. So click on the comments link below and place an order today! You deserve it!

BRANDI ISSUE 2 - "BOOBARELLA"

2005-04-20T20:31:00.000+10:00

There comes a time in everyone's life when you just have to put your hand in your pocket, pull out $4 and say "Give me a copy of Brandi issue 2!". And, thanks to the magic of printing and distribution, you can now do just that because Brandi Issue 2 is in stores as of April 19, featuring more asses than you can poke a stick at!

We're also proud to announce two more stores where you can buy Brandi - MINOTAUR in Melbourne and ADELAIDE COMICS CENTRE in Adelaide have joined KINGS COMICS in Sydney and PHANTOM ZONE in Chatswood, Parramatta and Wollongong in stocking Brandi. Many thanks to all these stores for their support!

BRANDI ISSUE 2 COVER

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Brandi Issue No.2

BRANDI ISSUE 2 IS COMING!

2005-04-11T12:55:00.000+10:00

It's been quiet on the blog this past month - we've been busy getting Brandi Issue No.1 into stores... and we're thrilled to say that it's gone very nicely thank you very much!

But the big news is that Brandi Issue No.2 is out this week! It's at the printers as we speak. We'll be distributing tomorrow and you should expect to see it in stores by the end of the week.

Thanks very much to all those who bought Issue No.1 and let us know you loved it! Stay tuned interstate fans for an updated list of all stockists! Oh! And a sneak peak at Issue No.2's cover!

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FARTGUY T-SHIRT

LIMITED EDITION ISSUE ONE T-SHIRTS

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You've got issue one hot off the press! You've seen the ad for Brandi t-shirts! And you want one! Good! Very good! Here's how you get your hands on the hottest piece of Brandi merchandise since, well, ever!:

Click on the comments link at the bottom of this post. Register your t-shirt order in the dialogue box by stating the following:

1. Which shirt you'd like - Brandi or Fartguy
2. What size - S, M, L or XL
3. Your email address

Don't leave your name or phone number - we don't want you to get swamped with a deluge of obscene phone calls! We will however contact you via email to confirm your order and fill you in on payment details.

Unfortunately at this stage we're only able to accept postal orders as payment (hey! We're a start-up, okay?). We'll launch an e-commerce option in the not-too-distant future. Patience, grasshopper!.

MEET BRANDI THIS SATURDAY

2005-02-23T19:38:00.000+11:00

Your birthday. Weddings. Christenings. All important days, sure, but they pale in comparison to what's happening this Saturday, February 26! It's the launch of Brandi issue number one! And you're invited! Be at Kings Comics, Pitt St, Sydney, where Brandi herself will be handing out free copies of issue one. There'll be boobs. There'll be comics. Like you need any more reasons.

Brandi launch!
Saturday February 26, 2005
10:30 am - 2:30 pm
Kings Comics
310 Pitt St, Sydney

Be there!

BRANDI STOCKISTS REVEALED IN ALL THEIR GLORY!!!

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You can get your hot little hands on a copy of Brandi from any of the following fine establishments:

Kings Comics, 310 Pitt Street, Sydney
Phantom Zone, 21 Anderson Street, Chatswood
Phantom Zone, 22c Horwood Place, Parramatta
Phase Two Comics (internet sales)
Minotaur, 121 Elizabeth Street, Melbourne
Adelaide Comics Centre, Renaissance Arcade, Shop 20, 17-21 Pulteney Street, Adelaide

It'll be the best $4 you've spent in a long time! (unless you've spent it on medicine or something like that).

Pre-Order Issue One Now!

2005-02-03T13:23:00.000+11:00

Can't wait until launch day? Worried Brandi will sell-out in store? Don't fret! You can reserve your own copy of Brandi right here on the Brandi blog.

Just click on the comments link at the bottom of this post, leave us a message saying you want to pre-order Issue One, along with your email address, and we'll contact you with mail order details. Your very own copy of Brandi will be mailed to you on the eve of Brandi's launch date - you'll have it in your hot little hands before you can say Double D-cup!

Don't miss out! Pre-order Brandi, Issue One now!

Brandi Launch Date Announced!

2005-01-29T16:20:00.000+11:00

Got nothing to live for? Not any more! Brandi issue 1 comes out on Saturday February 26th! So start saving your pennies (you'll need $4 worth of them) and keep your eyes on this spot for regular updates on where you can purchase a copy and meet Brandi herself (or at least a real-life lookalike) on launch day!

2004-12-01T22:09:00.000+11:00

BRANDI ISSUE # 1

A REAL TEASE!

2004-12-01T16:47:00.000+11:00

February 2005 . February 2005. February 2005. Hmm. Get the feeling I'm trying to tell you something? Go to the top of the class! February 2005 sees the launch of BRANDI # 1 and it's a corker! In this, her debut issue, Brandi has to combat the menace of Fartguy - an insane supervillain who threatens to destroy the city! Oh, the humanity!

Coming soon to a comic store near you!

2004-08-29T21:37:00.000+10:00