You've got issue one hot off the press! You've seen the ad for Brandi t-shirts! And you want one! Good! Very good! Here's how you get your hands on the hottest piece of Brandi merchandise since, well, ever!:
Click on the comments link at the bottom of this post. Register your t-shirt order in the dialogue box by stating the following:
1. Which shirt you'd like - Brandi or Fartguy
2. What size - S, M, L or XL
3. Your email address
Don't leave your name or phone number - we don't want you to get swamped with a deluge of obscene phone calls! We will however contact you via email to confirm your order and fill you in on payment details.
Unfortunately at this stage we're only able to accept postal orders as payment (hey! We're a start-up, okay?). We'll launch an e-commerce option in the not-too-distant future. Patience, grasshopper!.